And the new Guinness World Record for duct taping a person to a wall goes to...

That's right folks, we did it! On Guinness World Records Day, November 18, 2010, we set a time of 57.25 seconds for duct taping a person to a wall, which obliterates the previous record of 1:33! The record has been approved by Guinness! We were very surprised that we were able to beat the record in spite of my beer gut, and even more surprised that it was made official. In fact, we were so surprised that we've set up a brand new website to document our failed test runs and genius/insane "five-strip" taping strategy. Visit Walltaper.com today!