Guinness World Records 2011 Today is the day! Anthony and Chris will be taking turns duct taping me to a wall in an effort to beat the current record time of one minute and thirty-three seconds. The time limit is for the actual act of taping, after which I must stick to the wall for one minute.

We've had a number of test runs, and suffice it to say, we are going to destroy the current record. We have come up with a five-strip strategy with which we have enjoyed fairly consistent success. We are pumped.

I'll be putting together a video documenting our attempt along with some hilarious, armpit-chafing test runs, made all the more silly by the fact that we are all sporting bad moustaches.

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